A few months ago, I had a moment of awakening when I realized that my teenage son did not know what the acronym BAMF stood for. Further probing led me to the realization that he did not know the majority of lingo that makes up my vocabulary. This fact, along with the multiple times I’ve had to explain to my mother what a “ship” is led me to this moment right now.
Gather round friends as we go on a journey of discovery!
I have gathered together a small collection of the words your average fangirl might throw out on any given day. No longer wonder what the hell a Feelings Emergency is or if you should ask your doctor to test you for OTPs. This handy reference guide can get you through even the most feverish fangirl situations.
The Fangirl Glossary
Shipping – Shipping is shorthand for desiring to see two fictional characters in a relationship. The term basically means that your fangirl believes two people are compatible and would make a fantastic couple.
I’ve shipped Janet and Sam since the coffee incident in “One Hundred Days”.
OTP – (One True Pairing) This is the relationship that you ship above all other relationships. It is the couple that you would give up your first-born to make canon. Do not be fooled by the ‘One’. Fangirls have multiple OTPs.
If Teslen isn’t your Sanctuary OTP, I’m not sure we can be friends!
BROTP – Similar to the OTP, however the BROTP, is a relationship based on mutual respect and friendship.
The Tenth Doctor and Donna give me all of the BROTP feels.
Feelings Emergency (FE) – This one was actually coined by my dear friend Possum, but since it’s gaining traction on Twitter, I’m adding it to the lesson. A Feelings Emergency is an instance when a fangirl is experiencing an extreme swell of emotion about a character or middle-aged actress. The term is generally prefaced by said character’s initials.
My entire life is turning into a giant LRFE (Laura Roslin Feelings Emergency).
Situation – (Generally prefaced with a character/actress’s name). While Situations and FEs are common occurrences in the average fangirl’s life, they are not interchangeable terms. A Situation is when a fangirl is overcome by the attractiveness of her favorite.
I’ve spent the last hour staring at Torri Higginson’s face and worked myself into a full-blown Torri Situation! Why is she so hot?!?
HBIC – (Head Bitch In Charge) While not specific to fandom realms, this is a term to describe the lead female character. She often swaggers into a room, wearing heels, and proceeds to dominate the conversation and lean all over desks, chairs, or anything else she can find.
Look at this HBIC right here
BAMF – (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) – Don’t be confused, in fangirl circles, a BAMF is almost always a strong, female character. She drinks male tears to make her hair shiny and full.
Helen Magnus is one BAMF you don’t want to mess with!
Amanda Was In The Scene (AWITS) – This serves as a fully-acceptable reason to miss major plot points relating to an episode or series that Amanda Tapping stars in. While this is Amanda Tapping-specific, it’s completely justified to replace her initial with whoever the fangirl’s favorite is.
I totally missed all of the John/James in my first watch of Sanctuary, but it’s not my fault. AWITS.
Adversely, a fangirl can claim that Amanda(or their favorite) Was Not In The Scene and therefore, the fangirl wasn’t following the story line.
I wish I knew the whole Ori origin story, but AWNITS and I ain’t watching it.
These key phrases will certainly help you engage more effectively with the fangirl in your life!
Stay tuned for Part II coming soon…